By Furious, on January 31st, 2009
Just because a movie was made, does that necessitate that it needs to be remade? That damn well seems the case lately, with practically every movie made between 1970 and 1990 getting a do-over.
The whole 3-D thing, it’s not just that it opens a new revenue stream for the studios. Part of the inertia behind it is so when all these movies are remade a second time, they’ll all be in 3-D. It’ll be different enough so that John Q. Moviepatron won’t realize that he’s seeing the same thing for a third time.
The rumors have started to solidify around a Predator remake. It’s been something Robert Rodriguez has been involved with for some time, but it’s [...]
Continue reading Time For A Predator Do-Over
By Furious, on November 17th, 2008
In honor of the announcement that Ridley Scott is going to direct a movie based on Monopoly, I’ve compiled a list of the greatest movies based on board [...]
Continue reading 4 Totally Awesome Movies Based On Board Games, And 1 Crappy One
By Furious, on November 10th, 2008
Is it just a coincidence that Brett Ratner’s last name sounds an awful lot like Rat Turd? Maybe his ineptitude isn’t his fault and that phonetic relation has caused him to take on personality traits not of his last name, but those associated with rat [...]
Continue reading By Crom! Brett Ratner Has A New Franchise To Kill
By Furious, on October 21st, 2008
If you didn’t know any better, you might think The Midnight Meat Train was the most anticipated, greatest movie you never heard [...]
Continue reading All Aboard The Midnight Meat Train
By Furious, on October 13th, 2008
Tobe Hooper’s career has been on a downward slide since he made The Texas Chain Saw Massacre in 1974. Maybe he’s a hack that got lucky with his first theatrically released [...]
Continue reading The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: They Don’t Make Them Like This Anymore
By Furious, on August 8th, 2008
So, sometimes I’m not always as rational as I seem. Sometimes I get furious for the stupidest reasons. Here are the stupid [...]
Continue reading 5 Actors I Hate And The Stupid Reasons Why
