Posts Tagged ‘campaign’
Oh Boy, The Bodyguard Remake?
It’s supposed to be a secret, but it’s really not. There is obviously some clandestine element in Hollywood that is trying to undermine the film industry. How else can you explain Marley and Me and Paul Blart accounting for $280 million at the box office. Really, there’s no other explanation. And if you can come up with one, then you’re probably one of them.
The main plot this nefarious group of heartless jackals is involved in is to remake every single movie that’s ever been made. It wouldn’t be so obvious if they spaced them out further, but when there’s one released nearly every week, it’s just too conspicuous. I think they’re about halfway through with the horror movies.
The latest news in the campaign to destroy any emotional attachment people may feel towards movies is that The Bodyguard needs a remake. The story of romance and personal security …
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Tags: campaign, jackals, remake, secret, security
All Aboard The Midnight Meat Train
If you didn’t know any better, you might think The Midnight Meat Train was the most anticipated, greatest movie you never heard of.
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Tags: butcher, campaign, disgust, epic, fear, Horror, murder, photographer
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